Delivery Mishaps:

“Sir, just wanted to confirm your address once more…” The liquor delivery boy called again. Third time!

I was annoyed. “You have already called me twice! You even called the alternate number (of my wife) 4 times in last one hour, to confirm the address!”

“Sorry Sir. I just wanted to be absolutely sure! Just want to ensure successful delivery this time!”

“I don’t change my address every 10 minutes!! You have all the details, by now you should even know the count of steps to reach my home!!” I banged the phone.